Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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