Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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