we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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