If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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