maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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