we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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