how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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