they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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