no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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