It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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