How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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