What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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