halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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