she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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