Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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