hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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