Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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