sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
