she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
worst night to have a conscience
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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