what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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