have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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