when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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