ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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