You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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