Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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