they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize