It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Randomize
