i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You can't special order awesome
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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