Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I did not marry a roomba.
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