i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You smell like stripper and shame
lets start a swedish sibling band together
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Mom said you looked used
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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