we made out on top of his cat.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Oh god it's open bar.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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