you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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