she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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