5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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