It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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