you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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