Your tits are I can't wait for
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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