As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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