Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
