she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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