that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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