Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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