He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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