Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
