i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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