THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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