And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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