U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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