Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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