Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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