Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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