it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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