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say what?
wanna hang out?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I love having hate sex.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
