Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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