we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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