..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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