What a fucking waste of an outfit
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
and you fell through a lawn chair
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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